If I go to Heaven when I die, I want the angels to look like the women in the Philadelphia cream cheese commercials.

I imagine this is the Godless Capitalist's version of the Muslim's 72 virgins.

(What's with the short posts, you asked? Whatever happened to the real Mediocre Fred, the pedantic gasbag you all knew and tolerated? Well, I'm busy. Some day I'll back to my usual logorrheic posting. Maybe. We'll see.)

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